Here’s some help for all the people who struggle to find words to propose… Let me know if it works for you.


The first time I saw you, I saw all stars
I was all woozie, and a big pain in the arse
My heart skipped a beat, I was warm and blue
It was then that I realized, I had the bird flu

On my heart you did a dlopen,
I found myself in 64-bit heaven
You’ve instrumented me, each and every line
Now all I need is strict compilation at runtime

Without you, I am not complete,
You make my life a never-ending treat
By the gods of Linux, AIX and Solaris, show me the light
Will you be my kernel of my life?

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