“Why did the chicken cross the road?” This question has haunted the people of earth for centuries now, and we asked a cross section of the people from the IT industry about their views on the subject.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

Intern:
“I don’t really know. My chicken is not compiling. It says something about “road not found”. Can you please help?”

Fresher just out of college:
“Chics? Where where?”

2-year experience Software Developer:
“To go onsite, of course. All the other chickens from my company have already gone onsite. Mera number kab aayega?”

Project Manager:
“All these chicken cross the road to go onsite and just fly off from there. The road seems to be a one-way.”

HR Director:
“A lot of chicken are crossing the roads these days. We are confident that we can keep all our chickens, since we have the best training programs for associate chickens. We are the most admired chicken farm in the whole country!”

CEO:
“My fellow Chickens, the road presents interesting challenges that we must rise to. Crossing roads is our core competency. There are lots of eggs on the other side, and I am confident that we can hatch all of our eggs over the next quarter.”

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