#1: I was speeding at 70
#2: Light at signal turned yellow
#3: Solitary man walking slowly
#4: Me honking
#5: Man walks slowly towards divider
#6: I keep honking and try to go right around him b4 the bike gets close to divider
#7: Drunk man refuses to budge and keeps walking
#8: I realize the man is drunk when I am two feet away
#9: I slam the brakes
#10: Wet road causes my bike to slip
#11: I jump onto the drunk man
#12: The bike hits the divider
#13: Drunk man does not know what hit him
#14: I getup, inspect my bike and drive away
#15: People are crowded around the drunk man
#16: People criticize the drunk man – “Your fault”
#17: I called him buffalo and left!
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
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