You know, I think all these so-called scientists are totally wasting their time. And mine. They keep “discovering” things like – “Coffee reduces the risk of inner-respiratory lung disease by 0.0004%” and “Not Smoking helps give you 2 days of extra life”. Duh! I already know that.

Why don’t these scientists spend their time discovering more useful things? If they’ve all run out of ideas, I have some:

1) A way to clone yourself – and make the clone go to work.
This is an idea whose time has come. I should be able to make my own instant clone (like in a Microwave). Then I should be able to send the clone to work. That way, I can sit and write blogs all day. Plus, since the clone makes all the money, you don’t have to worry. You can just enjoy your day!

2) A tablet that can be taken instead of taking a bath.
This is something that I’d pay money for. I should be able to take that tablet, and then I shouldn’t need to take a bath for a week. Oh come on, admit it. You’ve thought about it. Think about the possibilities! That’ll just knock 10-20 minutes from my morning, which I can spend – sleeping.

3) Print your own money – at home
I don’t understand why HP and Cannon and all the printer makers haven’t thought about it – They should invent a program that can print the 100 Rupee note on both sides of a paper. This is the greatest idea ever. If we can print Movie Tickets and Airline Tickets at home, why not just print the money directly?

4) A moving chair – that moves behind me.
They should invent this chair that can follow me around everywhere. So that, whenever I want, I can just drop, and the chair will always be there so that I can instantly sit. Think about the applications – Movie Theaters, restaurants and even cars – They can all save money by removing their existing chairs.

My God! How come the scientists can’t think of these things?

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