O great big buffalo, how mighty you are
Ruling the planet like a powerful czar.
You’ve made your kingdom in the city of Bangalore
We beg for your help, we can’t take it anymore.

Majestically, you sit in the middle of the road
Jamming traffic, disrupting your heavenly abode.
Bravely, here I come with a suggestion for you
All those pedestrians, please haunt them too.

Just look how much the traffic has grown
The footpath is now your ultimate throne.
We’re here to pray, please spare us your wrath
Go and terrorize the people on the footpath!