Apparently, yesterday was “Blog Action Day”. It’s about “Bloggers all over the world unite for a single cause – The Environment“. And I found out about it today. Late as usual. But there are several things about this I don’t get.

Firstly, I don’t like the idea of “action”. It’s against my religious principles. Besides, the very reason I’m writing a blog is because I’m too lazy and soaked in inaction to get up and do anything more useful with my life. If there was even a remote possibility of me *ever* getting up and “acting“, I wouldn’t be writing a blog in the first place.

Secondly, what’s wrong with the Environment? I just looked out of the window, and it’s still there. And I’m pretty sure it’ll be there tomorrow also. What’s everyone so hyper about? They’all say the world is getting hotter. Well, Duh! Obviously, it’s because of the sizzling Rakhi Sawant.

And thirdly, who decides these things anyway? Even the holiday-deciding people are weirdos. How come there’s a Mother’s day, Father’s day, but no Son’s day? How about Husband’s day? No People-Whose-Names-Start-With-The-Letter-A day? This is a scam. I’m missing out on so many gifts!

And fourthly, …..hmm…. I can’t remember what my fourth argument was. It had something to do with Sandwiches, Motorcycles, the Mars Rovers and recycling Plastic. I’m sure there was something that related all of it together. It’ll come back to me sometime.

So here’s my action for “Blog Action Day For The Environment” – All you readers get up, wiggle your toes, close your eyes and think about Rakhi Sawant.

Go.

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