100th Post!

05 Nov

Posted by Aditya Kulkarni as funny stuff

Holy Crap! I’ve managed to write my 100th post on this blog. I started writing here because the wife threatened to kill me if I told her any more of my silly jokes, and I thought, “What better way to dump dis-knowledge on unsuspecting people than to write a blog!” It’s been a fun ride, and I hope to keep doing it.

What has shocked me, though, is the amount of time people spend on this blog! Since it started, this blog has received nearly 14,000 hits and people have cumulatively spent some 42,000 minutes on the blog! If all you readers were one person, that’s almost one full month.

Think about the implications. I’ve managed to waste 42,000 minutes of productivity! And according to this and this, it translates into a $6000 or about Rupees 2.35 Lacs in lost productivity! That makes me very happy. I’ve managed to waste *significant* amounts of useful time and have done my little part to damage the global economy. Woohooo!

I’d like to thank all of you for coming here and spending (wasting) your time. Keep coming back, and do your part to wreck worker productivity. Send this blog to all your friends, and I’m sure we can get to 1 crore rupees of lost productivity real soon!

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12 Responses

Vikas Badal

November 5th, 2007 at 7:16 am
1

How about a party for all of us for making your blog a success. I more more mins if u give me one.
Vikas

November 5th, 2007 at 7:20 am
2

Damn the typo… i promise more mins if u give me one that was!
adityapk

November 5th, 2007 at 8:05 am
3

Sure, why not why not. Go to a 5-star hotel, treat yourself, and send me a copy of the bill at blackhole@pointlesswanderings.com, and as soon as I recieve it, I will reimburse you.
Anonymous

November 5th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
4

what are you doing in the photo that youve put up in gtalk?
-serious question, might lead to my ‘dis-knowledge-ment’
shande

November 5th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
5

congrats man …

100 ge bat ettitudu nodale illa ?
Aditya Kulkarni

November 6th, 2007 at 6:10 am
6

@anon: The Old photo was me picking my nose. Did you like it?

@shande: Thanks maga! Not out maga, not out!
Swaroop C H

November 7th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
7

A century of sarcasm and still going strong

– Swaroop
http://www.swaroopch.com
Aditya Kulkarni

November 9th, 2007 at 4:23 am
8

Yeah man! That’s the way to go. Sachin can’t get a hundred, but at least I can.

:)
Anonymous

January 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 am
9

Too Good, I just started reading ur blog n am already hooked to it like crazy!!
Aditya Kulkarni

January 23rd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
10

Thanks for the compliment, mate! I hope you spend lots of time from your precious life that you’re never getting back on this blog.
Anonymous

January 25th, 2008 at 5:06 am
11

i’ve reduced my tea brks so tht i cn read ur post
Aditya Kulkarni

January 25th, 2008 at 5:20 am
12

Gee…thanks! Although, I feel sort of bad for infringing on your tea breaks. Can’t you reduce your work-time to read my blog? That’d make me feel better.