As you already know, I’m trying to found a new religion called Adityaism. It’s currently in beta, but I’ll let you know when it launches so that you can join! Anyway, I’ve been working on a theme-song for it, and here it is!

The Song of Adityaism

What is wrong with this world, so sad and angry and blue,
On Airtel Customer Care, why is it so difficult to get through?
Watching Saas-Bahu serials is like a bad dream,
Do I really need to buy men’s fairness cream?

I have looked everywhere for the meaning of it all,
Watched how many movies, I can’t even recall!
I’m trapped, Life will soon write me an obituary,
Even worse, Sachin can’t even get a century!

But don’t you worry, religion 2.0 is here,
Embrace Adityaism, it’ll drive away all fear!
It’s great, a ticket to heaven is not conditional,
Taking a bath everyday is also optional!

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