Chitradeep Chetty has lived a very colorful life, and we can all benefit significantly by studying his style. I have been doing it myself for the last few years. One of the many things Chitradeep excels at is knowing exactly what women want. And so, Chitradeep returns today to share his enormous wisdom with us:

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Knowing what women want is a very tricky thing, but there are some secrets to it that are gauranteed to make you score with the women! Today, I will teach you the 3 most important tricks that you can use to impress them.

1) Make them ask you questions.

This is probably the most important, since it opens communication with them and gets them interested in you. The Trick is to get them to ask question, but you have to guide the conversation.

Example:

Chitradeep: “What deo do you use?”
Girl: “EXCUSE ME?” (First question)
Chitradeep: “I use Narsingh Deo!”
Girl: “What?” (Second question. We’re making good progress!)
Chitradeep: “Haha…That’s the author of our ‘Graph Theory’ textbook. Haha… Did you get it? Hahaha…”
Girl: “Are you always this weird or only around pretty girls?” (Third Question in a row! SCORE!!!)

2) Showcase all your knowledge and achievements.

This is the trick to making yourself appear cool. The more you know, the more smarter you are, obviously. Show them how much you know about everything and impress them thoroughly. Never miss an opportunity to display your enormous textbook-knowledge.

Example:

Chitradeep: “Do you want to go and get some Coffee?”
Girl: “Sure!”
(Start walking towards the Coffee Shop. Here’s an oppurtunity to make conversation…)
Chitradeep: “So, did you know that a cup of Coffee has 350 calories? That’s the same as 100g of PURE FAT!”
Girl: “Eewww…..”
Chitradeep: “Yeah! But accumulating fat is good! It comes in handy if you are starving to death.”
Girl: “Why would I be starving to death?”
Chitradeep: “Well, after the Nuclear war, only Cockroaches will survive. But eating mutated killer monster cockroaches might be difficult. That’s when I’m going to use all MY FAT!“
Girl: “Oh! I just remembered something. I have to pick up my cat from the airport. Gotta go! Tata!”
Chitradeep: “Sure! We’ll have coffee some other time!”

I showed off how much I knew about Coffee and Cockroaches, and didn’t even have to spend money on Coffee! SCORE!!!!

3) Treat women with respect and dignity

The 21st century women doesn’t need to be patronized. It is important that you treat them with respect and love and dignity. Show them that you believe in equal opportunity for women.

Example:

Take her out to a nice Dinner, and when the bill arrives:

Chitradeep: “I insist you pay half the amount. I believe in equality for everyone!”
Girl: “Hmmmm…..Well, OK”
Chitradeep: “Yeah. Besides, you ate more than me. It’s only fair. I completely believe in fairness!”
The Girl has a surprised look on her face at this point, but that is normal. She’s surprised by what a nice guy you are.
Chitradeep: “Also, Can you take an auto back home? I’d drop you, but my house is in the other direction, and I don’t want to waste petrol and damage the environment”
Girl: “Bye bye!”
Chitradeep: “I’ll call you!”

SCORE!!!

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