Everyone is talking about Global Warming these days. “Save The Environment” is everywhere - You have to recycle water, recycle paper even recycle movie storylines. Everyone is talking about saving the planet and the stuff like that, but they are all forgetting about saving the most important resource in the universe:

The Electrons!

Allow me to explain: Electrons do most of transporting these days. They travel over your phone wires and over your LAN cables and your TV Cable lines, delivering all the good stuff for your entertainment. But have you spared a thought for the poor electrons that do all the work? Do you know what happens to them once they have delivered your email to your computer?

Let me tell you - They come to your phone/computer/TV and then GET WASTED! That’s right - There are only a limited number of electrons on earth, and everytime you watch TV, you are consuming this precious resource of mother earth. These electrons just hang around your Phone/TV/Computer for a while and then just DIE ! (That’s why you get a shock when you touch the back of your computer sometimes)

All this is causing a MASSIVE ELECTRON SHORTAGE in this world. Have you wondered why all the TV serials and Movies are so crappy these days? That’s because there aren’t enough electrons left in this world these days to make good TV serials and movies. The Directors have to work with a limited number of electrons and the quality suffers.

We need to take the electron shortage seriously. Some reports say that we may run OUT OF ELECTRONS as early as 2045 ! This is a complete disaster scenario. Without electrons, there is no TV, no Internet and no Phones! You have to do your part TO CONSERVE THE ELECTRONS!

You can start by recycling electrons - You can do this by forwarding this article to all your friends. When you SEND emails, you are recycling the electrons that came to your computer and sending them back to the internet, which is really a series of tubes for electrons to flow. Also, leave comments on all blogs, especially this one. This way, you can return some of the electrons back to the blogs where they originally came from.

Try to reduce your electron usage. Instead of watching Saas-Bahu serials on TV, watch cartoons. Cartoons take 75% less electrons than other serials. When on the phone, talk very loudly. The high volume and energy of your voice will give that additional push to the electrons and they can travel faster. This is shown to take 20% less electrons. And finally, when on the internet, always practice good electron-recycling practices - Send more forwards and comment on more blogs.

The Electrons are an oft-ignored but very very precious resource of our planet. It is your responsibility and duty to use electrons responsibly. Together, we can save the planet from our own selfish over-consumption of the electrons. TOGETHER, WE CAN SAVE THE ELECTRONS FROM EXTINCTION!

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