1) I’ve once managed to set my computer on fire. Like literally. With smoke and all.

2) I can’t listen to music. If I have music on for more than 15 minutes, the voices in my head start singing along (with a really bad voice too), and that gives me a terrible headache. I wear noise-canceling headphones at work, but have nothing playing to keep the noise out.

3) A stray dog once bit me and THE DOG died the next day of rabies. Nothing happened to me.

4) I can’t swim. I took swimming lessons, but I still can’t swim.

5) I’m very bad with spellings. I couldn’t survive without a spell checker. A 4th Standard kid could probably beat me at a spelling test.

6) I once managed to convince a friend to lend me money to buy HIS birthday gift which I BORROWED from him the same day. I’ve not returned the gift back to him. And neither the money. Yet.

7) I’m very scared of Cows and Buffaloes.

8) I used to be a member of Mensa (The club for so-called “High IQ” people). They kicked me out because I refused to pay the Rs 25 annual membership fee.

9) My greatest ambition is to write a Bollywood Movie someday.

10) And YES, it’s true – I once wrote a program that automatically generated poems. I was trying to impress the GF with my “artistic” skills at that point.

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