It seems that there is some “journalistic integrity” or some such thing by allowing your opposition to present an alternative viewpoint. And so, here is Paras Sharma, or JustPazz as he’s known on his blog, with the inside scoop on me.

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Friends, Readers, Fellow Romans, Lend me the ears!!….Today I wish to bring to your notice how an unassuming, innocent looking, ‘Software Officer’ is stealing precious moments away from your lives. Moments you could have spent with your family, your loved ones, the hot girl next door, or just sleeping, this man is sucking them away without you even noticing anything of out place. You don’t even know what I am talking about right now but as we speak over 3600 hours have been taken away from the world in the last 6 months alone by this nuisance. And I’m not even talking about Bird Flu…..I’m talking about a brain virus called Aditya Kulkarni who is slowly seeping to the rest of the world, since July 2007, when the first outbreak was reported in Bangalore.You may think of this as an attempt to sabotage a rival bloggers reputation by a struggling humor writer who has been writing for a longer period of time (and better to might I add). You may say I am jealous because he garners the same number of hits in two days that I do in a month. While all of that is true, it is irrelevant. The purpose of this expose is to attempt to rescue the 90 innocent souls who readily plugged him into their daily lives and the hundreds others who could follow suit and fall prey.

I did some googling on Aditya Kulkarni…how do you like that PK! And just by my primary research I found some startling truths, some not as relevant as the others, but who cares. If you still don’t believe me, be prepared for a rude awakening.

Firstly, Aditya who comes across as a harmless humour writer, is actually a conman. You might say, WHAT RUBBISH, and go back to chat with your online fraands. Aditya’s blog is part of his plan to take over the world and become the One-World Dictator some day. He plans to publicize his propaganda through means of his blog. As more and more readers come by, he plans to float his own religious - cult – The Adityaists. Soon enough he will claim tax-exemption as the head of a religious sect and with all that spare cash, he will further his efforts to someday take over this planet. Who knows he can be an alien too…Look at that unusually round head and buttony eyes, doesn’t it seem obvious already.

But to make this evil system work, he needs to distract you and get all your personal details. He plans to make a fool out of himself on the internet so you’d visit his site more often, thereby divulging all your personal details one by one.

Today he asks you to click on his ads and if you are generous enough, to send him some donations, but tomorrow, mark my words, he will be out with his wifey dearest shopping for Rakhi Sawant DVDs, Tinkle Comics Omnibuses, and home theater systems for the wifey so they can truly understand what Saawariya was all about….all with your money….because after one point of time, he’ll have all your details, even your credit card numbers….Chew on that for a while.

For those of you who know him as a person and would beg to differ, beware, for you are at greater risk.

Take the example of the poor victim Drinivas (name changed to protect privacy). He didn’t ever visit Aditya’s blog, or even use the internet, but he was a victim none-the-less. Why you ask? Simply because Aditya already had first hand information on him which needless to say he used against him.

Recollecting the trauma of the day he discovered he was being mocked on the internet by a so-called friend, Drinivas said,

“When at first I received phone calls and messages from my friends saying that I was the laughing stock of the internet, I didn’t believe them. Then someone linked me to Aditya’s blog. I didn’t suspect anything out of place at first, even though the story closely resembled mine. I though of it as a co-incidence. Maybe there was a Drinivas out there somewhere. But the stories didn’t stop there, there were more blog posts, about topics which were increasingly private in nature. I started to grow suspicious when Aditya mentioned that Drinivas also had a classmate called Dwetha…who seemed a lot like my actual classmate…Dwetha (name changed to protect privacy again). I wanted to sue for defamation but Aditya placated me and said I could make fun of him on his own blog by being a guest writer. But my awesomely funny jokes were misconstrued and once again I was made to look like an idiot. Now over 10,000 people each month send me insulting letters and make crank calls. I was so frustrated that I had to secretly move to Dunnyvale (location changed to protect anonymity).”

Dwetha, when contacted was unavailable for comment, but sources revealed she had become dependent on sleeping pills and was a shadow of her once chirpy self. And so far attempts to find out the true identity of one Chitradeep Chetty have proved unsuccessful. We suspect the name has been tampered with yet again.

But the most shocking revelation came from Mrs. Kulkarni herself. In an online conversation, she revealed to this writer that the only things that were true about Aditya’s write-ups featuring her were that, Aditya has a wife….nothing more. She further revealed that indeed there was a funny person in their household but hinted that it wasn’t Aditya.

The facts have been placed plainly in front of you ladies and gentlemen. It is now upto each one of you to bring an end to the very menace we helped grow. Stop visiting Aditya’s website, he is an evil evil man, henceforth visit only http://justpazz.wordpress.com