Comments on: Happy New Year! http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/ Pointless Wanderings: Musings of a mind looking to make sense in a Pointless World. Not really, but that sounds Cool! Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:49:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Navin http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-715 Navin Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:44:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-715 ULIMATE STRATEGY- works everywhere -try this - "two questions - get the wanted answer"<br/>you say- "gift?? you never wanted a gift..did you?? - (and you quickly follow it up with) our neghbor died of QWEWRXsmia right?"<br/>your wife- "nooo..noo.."<br/>you got your answer..move away..QUICKLY!<br/><br/>another example - <br/>you say - "gift?? you never wanted a gift...did you?? - (secondary question..)is it true that you have made a new years resolution..of not shopping at all? "<br/>your wife - OFCOURSE NOT!<br/>again...you got your answer.... move away... QUICKLY!<br/><br/>try it out...its universal...not wife specific... what say?? ULIMATE STRATEGY- works everywhere -try this - “two questions - get the wanted answer”
you say- “gift?? you never wanted a gift..did you?? - (and you quickly follow it up with) our neghbor died of QWEWRXsmia right?”
your wife- “nooo..noo..”
you got your answer..move away..QUICKLY!

another example -
you say - “gift?? you never wanted a gift…did you?? - (secondary question..)is it true that you have made a new years resolution..of not shopping at all? “
your wife - OFCOURSE NOT!
again…you got your answer…. move away… QUICKLY!

try it out…its universal…not wife specific… what say??

]]> By: maxdavinci http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-710 maxdavinci Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:21:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-710 happy to know that you are still alive! happy to know that you are still alive!

]]> By: Aditya Kulkarni http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-709 Aditya Kulkarni Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:43:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-709 What a brilliant idea! Jyothi gets the honour of becoming a Honorary High Priestess of Adityaism!<br/><br/>Bravo! What a brilliant idea! Jyothi gets the honour of becoming a Honorary High Priestess of Adityaism!

Bravo!

]]> By: jyothirmayee http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-708 jyothirmayee Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:21:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-708 How could your evil mind not work this out.. <i>"oh my goodness what a coincidence.. I also got a mug with our photos imprinted. So chweeeet no"</i> <br/>And before she realizes and wants to keep them next to each other change the conversation topic!! <br/><br/>Bingo! No pug, no blame. How could your evil mind not work this out.. “oh my goodness what a coincidence.. I also got a mug with our photos imprinted. So chweeeet no”
And before she realizes and wants to keep them next to each other change the conversation topic!!

Bingo! No pug, no blame.

]]> By: Aditya Kulkarni http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-703 Aditya Kulkarni Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:59:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-703 Good Point. Will it work if I steal the gifts she buys before she gives them to me? Good Point. Will it work if I steal the gifts she buys before she gives them to me?

]]> By: Riya http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-702 Riya Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:55:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-702 Oh you're definitely a genious....only one minor glitch in this perpetual motion machine equivalent of yours.....Its all dependent on your wife redeeming this certificate, and all the others to follow :P Oh you’re definitely a genious….only one minor glitch in this perpetual motion machine equivalent of yours…..Its all dependent on your wife redeeming this certificate, and all the others to follow :P

]]> By: Aditya Kulkarni http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-701 Aditya Kulkarni Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:38:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-701 Exactly...As soon as she redeems the certificate, it comes back to me, and I give it back to her as my next gift!<br/><br/>I've discovered the equivalent of the perpetual motion machine! Am I a genius or what? Exactly…As soon as she redeems the certificate, it comes back to me, and I give it back to her as my next gift!

I’ve discovered the equivalent of the perpetual motion machine! Am I a genius or what?

]]> By: Riya http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-700 Riya Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:07:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-700 And I suppose even if she (by some miraculous wonder) decided to use her special certificate, she'd just get another one as her gift?<br/><br/>Brilliant is an understatement- a gross understatement :P And I suppose even if she (by some miraculous wonder) decided to use her special certificate, she’d just get another one as her gift?

Brilliant is an understatement- a gross understatement :P

]]> By: Tamanna http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-699 Tamanna Tue, 01 Jan 2008 15:41:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-699 No no, I am merely stating the consequences. Your "thoughtful" gift is a great idea. Ingenious! Really! No no, I am merely stating the consequences. Your “thoughtful” gift is a great idea. Ingenious! Really!

]]> By: Aditya Kulkarni http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-698 Aditya Kulkarni Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:36:00 +0000 http://pointlesseverything.com/blog/2008/01/happy-new-year/#comment-698 you folks don't inspire much confidence. Are you saying my thoughtful gift is a bad idea? you folks don’t inspire much confidence. Are you saying my thoughtful gift is a bad idea?

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