Narla: Thanks for forwarding it to everyone. It is important that important knowledge like this reaches everyone
Will look this up when i’m married!!
]]>Wife: “Do you want to take the garbage out?”
Me: “No, I don’t feel like it. Thanks for asking, though!”
It turns out, Rule #0 is “Never say no”. I had a lot of time to think about this as I was taking the garbage out.
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Wife: “Can you cut some Tomatoes and Onions, please?”
Me: “No”
Silence. Deafening silence.
[Remainder of conversation has been censored]
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