26
Feb
Posted by Aditya Kulkarni as conspiracytheory, funny stuff, misc
It is well known that the internet is full of nonsense. Most web pages, comments and blogs are full of rants and extra ordinary acts of stupidity. I mean, I don’t understand how the internet takes all this crap from humans? Don’t the electrons sigh and weep when they see all the kinds of nonsense bloggers these days produce? It is a sad sad state. I predict that one day, the internet will have had enough of this nonsense, will become self-aware and revolt against mankind. The Terminators are coming.
They’re using Artificial Intelligence and Bayesian Algorithms to train machines to identify stupidity. Do you know what this means? Stupidity is the only thing we humans are good at, and have an almost entire monopoly on the practice of stupidity on this planet, probably the universe. Once the Machines learn our secret of stupidity, and learn to identify and generate stupid stuff, its the end!!! Everyone knows that being stupid is just one step away from greatness.
The project is still in Beta. You can test it out by pasting some text in the box below, and the Stupid Filter site will tell you if the text is likely to be stupid or not.
Let me try some of my own hyper-intelligent and super smart blog posts. I’ll start with my Delhi – 6 review. So I’ve copied the review and pasted it in the box… hit submit and…
WTF?!?!?!?!!!!! The internets think my Delhi – 6 review is stupid?!?!?!??? The tubes must be clogged again!
4 Responses
Srinivas
February 26th, 2009 at 7:55 am
1Hmm – So, your objective is to write pointless stuff in a non-stupid/intelligent manner? Most interesting!
Asif
February 27th, 2009 at 3:29 am
2Now if you had actually listened in that Bayesian class by that IISc professor, you would have figured out how to avoid writing stupid posts
Jyothirmayee
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
3@Asif: Dude, its PK. Don’t you think he has already fooled the whole world into thinking that he is smart
even without even forming any priori or hypothesis or calculating probabilities of who will see through what. In fact that makes me thinking – doesn’t that really make him smart.
Nick
March 17th, 2009 at 10:24 am
4Nobody would pull the plug on stupidity.
RSS feed for comments on this post · TrackBack URI
Leave a reply
Recent Posts
Feeds
Categories
Archives
Recent Comments
About Me!
Like what you see? Don't like something? Send me Comments/ Condolences/ Congratulations/ Clarifications at mail@pointlesswanderings.com
Subscribe via Email
Aditya Updates
Most Discussed Posts