Did you guys hear this story? The British PrimeMinister, Gordon Brown was made an “Honorary Hindu!”.

Let me be the first to say: You can become an honorary hindu? I had no idea! I think that is a great idea! You get all the sweets without the fasting, you get all the fireworks without being forced to take oil-baths. What a brilliant idea!

In fact, I’m thinking I’ll become a honorary member of all the world’s religions. That’ll mean every other day will be some religious holiday!

“I’m sorry, but I can’t go to work today because it is the ancient Aztec festival of the Moon God today. I have to eat sweets till noon and pray facing westwards.”

That’ll rock, no?

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