Citigroup, the parent of Citibank, declared its quaterly results yesterday. And it had a lot of interesting things to say. They were like “Yeah, dude! We can’t find some $18 billion. It’s evaporated. And oh, BTW, on top of that, we lost $9 billion these last 3 months.”
The scale of the numbers involved is staggering! $9 billion ?!? Why can’t they give me just $1 Billion out of it? I promise I’ll write a flattering post about them!

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